Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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knock knock who's there no one

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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full house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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