Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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A man sat on a chair

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acualy is dolan

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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You see how lame this is?

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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