- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Knock knock. Racism.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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