- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Snarf Nuggets

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

r u smart..... or ur black

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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