- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

My children are huge mistakes.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A midget walks under a bar

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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