In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Your time.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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