Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Anti Joke

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