- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

This is a joke setup.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

We are lawyers

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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