- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Breast cancer.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

i dont like chris

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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