What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Women's rights

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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