- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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nipple

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Mitt Romney penis

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

you first

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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