- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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