What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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knock knock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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