How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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men's rights.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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