Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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