In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

fruit salad?

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

thumb_up thumb_down +24

knock knock piss off

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

thumb_up thumb_down +22

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +22

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

thumb_up thumb_down +22

TWIX PAUSE!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops