- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Cows are land manatees.

The Christian Bible.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

im a dragon, no im not

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Jacob Edwards has friends

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

I just can't stand sitting down!

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