Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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a man said hi.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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