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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

why did arno fly away? he was a bird