- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.