What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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