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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

the love boat

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

PSN IS UP

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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