- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

a man said hi.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

A black person walks out of KFC

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

matt f stupid because no one likes him

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