- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

r u smart..... or ur black

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Priority parking for hybrid cars

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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