What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

baby seal walks into a club

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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