why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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