Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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A midget walks under a bar

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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