- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

A guy trips a blind man.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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