- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Penis.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

whats up fuch you bitch

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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