- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

A man sat on a chair

Women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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