Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

How much Is a free app on my market?

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

There's my tractor.

Membean

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Women's rights

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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