- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Women's sports.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

A white person at Harvard

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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