Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

A white person at Harvard

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Butt poop.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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