What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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