Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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knock knock

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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