How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

A guy trips a blind man.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What's brown and sticky? A stick

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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