Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Membean

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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