- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

knock knock who's there me i kill you

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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