- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Women's sports.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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