Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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whats up fuch you bitch

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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