What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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0 + 0 = 0

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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A white person at Harvard

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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