- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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