- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

42, that is all

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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