What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Your mom is fat

how may i help you

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

full house

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

I killed someone today. :D

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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