What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Snarf Nuggets

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Anti Joke

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