- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

The BCS

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

general tso's broccoli

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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