its snowing on mount fuji

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Bean.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Justin Bieber.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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