a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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42, that is all

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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There's my tractor.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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