What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

learn the ropes?

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Knock knock. Racism.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Kathy Griffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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