- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

your mom died.

Billy Cundiff.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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