- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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