Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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YOU

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Im cute hehehee

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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