What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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No.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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im a dragon, no im not

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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