- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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