Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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