Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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nipple

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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