- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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