Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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a man said hi.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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