When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Fiats

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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