Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

This is not a joke or is it

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Women's rights.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

gabbi nunez ;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Take this and put it- No.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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