- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

I just can't stand sitting down!

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

knock knock who's there no one

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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