whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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so... how about that airplane food

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Chinese drivers.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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A man made a sandwich.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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