- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

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