How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

the asian kid gets an F

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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