Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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