cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

i have two hands.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

the WNBA

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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