what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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