What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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