What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Women's rights

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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