What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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