A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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HEY YOU!!!!

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Anyone??????????/

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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